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How to dress - Advice for plump women
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You are not recommended to wear tight clothes not to stress your figure. A tight skirt will show your hips and they will look wider. If you wear a tight sweater your large breasts will look massive.

However you’d better not wear too wide clothes. Fluffy skirts with some tiers, pans and jeans in the line of your waist are not for you.

You should choose half tight, straight clothes. You can seem thinner wearing long scarves, something with side seams and loose-lying belts.

Shoes with high heels can make you visually unstable so you’d better wear middle heels.

Height is very important. Tall women cannot wear those things that can small women.

What length to chose? Too long clothes enlarge your figure. Short clothes make you look smaller and wider. The most suitable length is a little bit below knees. You shouldn’t bare fat knees even if it’s fashionable.

If your size is bigger than 20, XXL, you’d better chose checkerboard or striped cloth with small tonal ornament. Slanting stripes or checks make your figure smaller. Large stripes are not for fat women.

Black color is not always suitable for fat women especially sparkling. White color should be used for blouses which are hidden under jacket or waistcoat and for collar. The following colors are perfect for fat women: peachy, beige, yellow, yellow-brown. You’d better avoid contrast. Pay attention to cloth of light, soft, silver, reserved but expressive colors. Your clothes color shouldn’t make dull and monotonous expression. Smooth color change will help you create expressive image of fat but elegant woman.
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guest [ 2008-03-30 ]
Good tips!
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
If you wear a tight sweater your large breasts will look massive. <i>And we all know that makes you look slutty.</i> However you’d better not wear too wide clothes. <i>What, do you want to look like a shower curtain?</i> You should choose half tight, straight clothes. <i>Good luck finding those, fatties!</i> Shoes with high heels can make you visually unstable so you’d better wear middle heels. <i>Or, y'know, practice wearing high heels, just like a skinny woman would (and should).</i> Height is very important. <i>If you're a model.</i> You shouldn’t bare fat knees even if it’s fashionable. <i>Nobody wants to see your sexy knees.</i> Large stripes are not for fat women. <i>Neither are milkshakes.</i> The following colors are perfect for fat women: peachy, beige, yellow, yellow-brown. You’d better avoid contrast. <i>And yet, you shouldn't be dull and monotonous. Go figure.</i>
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
Is this some kind of satire?
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
seriously? Ha.
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
Ha ha? I don't get it.
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
This is nonsense. So basically, fat women have to dress in various shades of feces, or like a picnic table? And of course the same shades will suit all of them, since fat women all have the same skin tones. This is shallow, badly-worded bad advice.
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
Lordy lordy! I hope this is tongue in cheek, otherwise...um...seek counseling. NONE of this is good advice, even the stuff for thin women. Jeebus!
guest [ 2008-11-19 ]
Thank you for listing all the fashion rules for fat people. I will now keep your advice in mind when I willfully break each and every one of them. I won't give up my right to bare arms (or bare knees for that matter). Cheers :)
guest [ 2008-11-21 ]
Lady, did you forget to take your meds when you wrote that? You're lucky I don't sue for eyestrain from the eyerolls.
guest [ 2008-12-11 ]
Wow. I bet your the type to tell fat women to ware spandex pants to help slim them up. Your "Advice" doesn't remotely qualify as advice.. Only one word comes to my mind as I read this..STUPID. God, I hope you don't ware high-heels..you are just so "unstable" yourself.
guest [ 2009-05-18 ]
Maybe I should just go hide in a whole and not eat till I am skinny again so I dont have to worry about not every being able to find clothes that fit these rules. And btw I wear heals every day I sure dont look like a new kid learning to walk give me a break heals are not for any woman that dont know how to wear them!
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